Is that supposed to be some sort of cute homophobic joke? Like, they hate women so they must be "hardcore homosexual men"?
Or is it just the idea that calling someone a homosexual is a terrible insult?

Also, stop talking about the fucking books. There is a whole other page for that, there is no reason to bring them up here.

Of course it was Cersei. The whole point was that she knew her kids were incest-spawn bastards, which Joffrey could not have known (although he grew to suspect it).

First of all, I don't know how you missed Joffrey's actual acts of sadism. He tied Ros to the bedpost before shooting her full of arrows, for fuck's sake!
But that's not why I think he's worse than Ramsay.
Joffrey's violence had no motive or purpose, he was just a mad dog. Joffrey and Ramsay both enjoy inflicting pain,…

Ramsay's "all bluster"? Did you miss how Theon became Reek?
And the flaying? And the hunting party where his prey was his former lover?
And his sadism is far from "dumb", on the contrary, it's been very effective. Up until Walda got pregnant, Ramsay has won at everything.

That "saving the lives of thousands" business was also used to defend the Red Wedding, IIRC.
I'm with you, murdering his brother in such a cowardly and sleazy manner (not to mention burning non-believers) renders Stannis merely a lesser villain in my eyes, not a hero.

Stannis, the one who sets people on fire for choosing the wrong religion?
The one who used dark magic to murder his brother?
He may not be as ruthless as a Bolton, but the most honorable character on the show? Balderdash. Preposterous.

I thought the same thing about Reek. Sansa finding out would change everything.

But I thought he might tell Sansa.

His father defeated Robert Baratheon!

Christian Gray is Ramsay Snow (yeah, I said it) minus the charm and charisma.

His uncle defeated Robert Baratheon!

THAT'S WHERE THEY SAID TO SEND SHIREEN?!?!
Jesus, even for Westeros that is harsh.

It's a perfectly cromulent anecdote.

Yes Buddy Cole!
"Cocaine?
Only when offered."

Seems as good a place as any to say that I hated Scooby Doo as a child. One day a week I would go to a friend's house after school, and we always watched it.
And Every Time I kept hoping the ghost/monster/whatever would turn out to be real.
Every damn week!
It never happened. Lame.

The beauty of well-written children's shows is the raunchier the joke, the less likely any child will get it.
If anything, GF might be too scary at times.
God, I love that show!

It doesn't matter, though. Cersei gave them the power and put the swords in their hands. Even Tommen knew that she "gave them an army". No way they're making that bold a move without her knowledge.
Also, it was essential to her plan. If they had only captured Loras, that could easily be seen as an act of war. At the…

I love how Jaime's expression shifted from *You got something to say to me?!* to *Eh, fair enough *

I don't know about that. If anything, Cersei just showed Tommen that she won't lift a finger to help him. She basically said, "Sorry kid, you're on your own," which suggests he shouldn't bother looking to her for support.