I still prefer Billy Clear from Green Hornet. He sells meth, so his street name is Crystal Clear.

I think it's called sexual healing.

"I know you want it" is the least problematic line from the song. Most romance songs have a line similar to that one, because that's the point of the romance song: to get someone into bed. Where "Blurred Lines" gets into trouble is in the very line "I hate these blurred lines", about which he is talking about the line…

Do Bill O'Reily and Glen Beck count? While they didn't start with particularly good writing careers, they already moved onto using ghost writers and letting their sordid names carry the brand, a la Clancy.

As a University of Wyoming graduate, I enjoy it too.

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Disney owns the rights to Fables, and they are currently doing Once Upon a Time. It's a tragedy, really.

My main ones, Kingkiller Chronicles and Chew, are suddenly in the last month already becoming shows. So, next down on my list… Ulysses.

No. Sharknado is always eligible. It was snubbed last year, this year, all the years.

Sharknado is snubbed once again.

I assume so. The second one is called The Desolation of Smaug. The third one is called There and Back Again. I bet they go past Bilbo returning home. They're going to have Legolas in it, after all. 

I too am anticipating seeing how they kill Smaug off and still try and do a third movie.

Yeah, I'm surprised too. I thought it was over. I mean, Walt got all that money. Hank was constipated. What else is there to do?

I'm psyched to get to hunt using the Red Dead system. I loved that system, but my only complaint was not being able to take on a bear with an RPG.

It looks amazing. GTA 4 was the best by far of the series, but one big complaint I did have with it was the lack of airplanes. They fixed that. And added a stock exchange. And it's not even my birthday.

I have to pick your brain here. Why did Inherent Vice disappoint you? I thought it was probably my second favorite Pynchon book to date, behind Crying of Lot 49. What can I say, I like my Pynchon accessible.

I'm most excited for August 14th, which will show the release of Saga 13, Hawkeye 13, and Locke and Key Alpha 1.

Minneapolis is in the Midwest like Virginia is in the South.

Best line of this episode: "Why don't you want to say shit anymore?" "Because I don't give a fuck!"

Fuck the Midwest and East coast of the USA, right?