I just want to press this book into my body as it eats my flesh into a subwoofer.

My god Av club comments devolve into postmodern nonsense in no time flat

My god Av club comments devolve into postmodern nonsense in no time flat

I bet you like to eat baby diapers. As if.

I bet you like to eat baby diapers. As if.

Too bad you aren't postmodern enough to read it.

Too bad you aren't postmodern enough to read it.

This review killed an idea. My idea. I'm sad.

This review killed an idea. My idea. I'm sad.

Wait wait wait. So this movie isn't good? Is that what you're saying?

Wait wait wait. So this movie isn't good? Is that what you're saying?

It was House of Leaves for me. Or Audition. Shit, those books are freaky.

It was House of Leaves for me. Or Audition. Shit, those books are freaky.

Mostly because they haven't written good stories for any of them yet.

Mostly because they haven't written good stories for any of them yet.

It's not a coincidence she's playing Emma FROST

It's not a coincidence she's playing Emma FROST

How about Blade?

How about Blade?

True stuff. I can't in good faith say the Xmen movies were good when the mutants hardly fought each other. Although I do think Spiderman 1 captured the spirit well. And Iron Man got the snark right.