You're still reading? It's over. Go home.

And the worst part? I never learned how to read!

Fuck. This. Guy.

New NFL rule: Teams will no be awarded points by WHERE in the end zone they score, so the corners are 6 points, the middle 2, etc. They're calling it Electoral Scoring, or, The Hillary Rule.

I had mono in college and took off a week. Pansies.

The more vaginia-with-teeth-like, the better.

How can I blame this on 2016?

Fuck World Trade is a great album, and Leftover Crack had the balls to write a song called "Super Tuesday" celebrating the destruction of the twin towers and the symbolic fall of world trade. I may not agree with all of their politics, but I have to hand it to them for having convictions.

I was born in 1983, and the choice amongst me and my peers was pretty clear.

Voting 3rd party because the two major candidates "are the same"…

I was born in 1983 and have never seen Space Jam. It is not on my bucket list.

Da Nang was hell, man.

I'm going to nitpick, but that's because I expect this video to be somewhat professional. "State of Play" is misspelled as "Statse" and the narrator refers to Buckaroo Banzai and the 9th Dimension even the on-screen chyron says 8th. Maybe a second look before publishing?

I too wonder about the safe word concept. Can guests "opt out" when things get too real? And do they pay for a duration of stay? What happens when there stay is up? This show is maddening sometimes!

"Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be right here waiting for you."

Google meatswing! Google meatswing!

We're so fucked.

I haven't seen any of these! #blessed

It Follows, awesome!

Hip hop has come a long way since "Fuck The Police."