On a wholly unrelated topic, Ronald Reagan was also very good friends with Rock Hudson.

Hey, anybody seen my eyes?

Grizzled
Old
Penises

Don't forget Operation Desert Fox (then widely regarded as a calculated distraction from the whole Lewinsky thing) and the rhetoric it came wrapped in — utter bullshit that would be repeated practically verbatim by George W. Bush in 2003.

Goldwater hated the Moral Majority and what it did to the Republican party. The only value he saw in them was their voting power, which he courted in the run-up to 1980 (unnecessarily, IMO; who else were theocratic fascists gonna vote for?) and pretty much instantly regretted it. The Moral Majority was Jerry…

I prefer their Partially Artificial Burger.

Fuck every dormer in the house! And every gable!

Old-fashioned.

That's the one with the robot.

It's boxing. No balls.

The Tonight Show with Johnny Carcinoma

Pun thread? That's a Koenig.

This is the second Peep Show-related article today that didn't mention that.

"I am the one who knocks out a rock-solid Debbie Gibson drag act every third Saturday of even-numbered months."

(Pssst)

Coke actually literally does taste like shit.

There are much better ways to do character development than giving everyone a terrible monologue.

I guess I like it, but:

He's such a Zoë.

Definitely.