Don't forget cookie kid, doctor lady, and pantry glasses!

…therefore I shall trudge through this zombie-filled sewer because reasons!

Wow, where'd you get such a good deal on a McLaren?

Time to get your c—- and your p——!

Please don't encourage YouTube top 10 lists. They are the nadir of human civilization.

You misspelled "25th."

Remember when you were little and you thought the highest number in the world was 30?

You appear to have not gotten the joke.

Will he pick up the spare?

"Pop Goes the Weasel"

I'd be more concerned about his cracked spine.

Yeah, that took balls.

Did he ever get it right?

That is the greatest sin of the South.

It never occurred to you that it might refer to the trough on the eaves of a house?

Canada, almost exclusively.

Well, the east coast is pretty much all descended from British and Irish. Like 90%. So that stands to reason. But the rest of Canada isn't, and doesn't talk that way.

More appendices means more iron!

His name is Finnegan. He is a national treasure. TV's Eric McCormack named his kid after him. Why do I know that

That's a perfectly reasonable assumption to make if you've seen any of his other movies, but, yeah.