D'hoy.

Lol, "voted."

It's an easy mistake to make, Malfunctioning Eddie, but that wasn't Nancy Reagan. That was Gordon Jump.

Surely.

*Spike Lee tweets John Krasinski's home address, accuses him of flashing tweens*

That's true, everyone.

Butts.

CBS disagrees.

*ahem*

Blorp.

Really is quite the Whopper®, that one.

But still, they left him for dead, and then he turned out not to be dead. It's presentationally different, but otherwise pretty much the same thing.

Jeffinitely not funny, internet.

Like most things Al Jean thinks are funny, that isn't.

You forgot the part about taking a shit on a paper plate.

If it was razor wire, well, okay, fair enough. Could at least try draping a shirt over it or something before going, "Whelp, guess I'm zombie chow."

Hate to break it to you, but The Walking Dead is not real life. Also, they wouldn't have to break the lock, just the chain.

Locks can be shot off, and a bit of barbed wire is a better option than getting nibbled to death by a horde of corpses.

It's happened before. You just hunker down and eventually they wander off.

Oh yeah. Huh.