This is the thing that really bugged me about that scene: Dumpsters are things you can get inside of! Just get in one and wait for the walkers to clear out! Also? If you're on top of the dumpster, you can climb to the top of the fence without too much hassle from the walkers, and just sit there out of their reach…

Looks like he probably would have died pretty soon from intestines-in-chest syndrome anyway.

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?

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Go down the libary 'n rent us up some movies.

Oh. You mean Caucasoid?

Last I checked, Scottsdale, Arizona wasn't between the Black Sea and the Caspian Sea, and according to Wikipedia, her ancestry is Swedish-German-English-Scottish-Irish, none of which are anywhere near Caucasia.

Well, the Caucasus is partly in Asia, so…

Well, Shasta and Faygo are owned by the same company, so there's that.

Royal Crown Cola was invented by Queen Elizabeth II.

You could always play the long game and get into geriatric nursing.

I didn't hate it.

John K mixing cel and 3D animation is nothing new

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The point of the episode is that negative comments are fine, and you just said negative comments have no place in this thread.

That whooshing sound is the point of the episode going over your head.

I never said it was contraband. I said it was endangered, because it is. Ebony (which the gov't did not return to Gibson, btw, because they did break Madagascar law, a fact that Gibson was shown to be completely aware of and indifferent to), rosewood (which the gov't did return, despite India's total ban on…

Sam has a "creme" center. Like a Twinkie. It's not cream, from a cow. It's lard and confectioner's sugar.

The only reason it's not contraband is that there's a loophole for "veneer" — basically, you can't import rosewood…unless it happens to be cut thin enough, in which case it's totally fine. So they just precut the fretboards before shipping them to the factory. Still endangered.

Actually, no, the wood I'm thinking of is rosewood. Ebony *also* being endangered and also being used in guitars doesn't change that. Mahogany, too.

You have weird taste in sex partners.