At least we'll always have the Grey Cup and that two-roll pack of paper towels the curling champions get.

Well, la-di-da, Mr. North-American-Spelling

You're probably thinking of Shah in Oudh: SVU

Why do you think that? Is it perhaps that nearly every guitar (including the one pictured above) has a chunk of endangered rainforest rosewood for a fretboard?

Meh. I don't care enough to cast a volt.

"The uploader has not made this video available in your country."

They probably finished the supply run in just a few days, but spent a good week and a half trying in vain to get that guy's terrible cornrows wig to look believable. (It does not.)

"Brett Farve"

Not as much as FTWD, where if you see a black guy, you can be certain he will be dead by the end of the episode.

You mean Part III of the Being Human vampire brat trilogy?

Answer: Nipples.

You mean Transcendental Meditation®. All the best spiritual movements are ultra-possessive of their intellectual property.

Hey, that's no way to talk about Paul F. Tompkins!

"Or more."

They have officially announced the new Venture Bros. season premiere, though: February 7. Using history as a guide, we can probably extrapolate the actual premiere date from that.

Stealing from Phil Spector and Smashing Pumpkins is totally punk rock!

"what real puck is"

The perfect fit for Summer's Eve or Massengill.

—Emerson High, 1975. You were in my class.
—I was your teacher!

Suggests literal worms.