Don't touch the sides!

A message from the Association of Obsolete Telephone and Television Manufacturers of America.

Is it sexist to suggest men are smellier than women? Isn't that true?

"A little dab'll do ya" is still printed on the labels, so I'd say either after or both.

Neither did any housewives watching. The real problem is "dirty husband neck."

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Almond Joy's got nuts
How come you don't?

Well, presumably a French ad would be in French, no?

None of those people look like the people they're playing, except one, which I'm pretty sure is the actual 75-year-old Gabrielle Carteris (who may or may not be missing a foot).

Ugh, right? I'm always confusing Kelsey Grammer with Martin Lawrence.

Logo looks just a tad fascist.

Beware the flatter wok, my son!

I was prepared to say Netflix has been going downhill lately, but they're getting the critically acclaimed masterpiece and international super-hit Vanilla Ice Project Seasons 1-4, so nevermind.

You know, come to think of it, it's sort of weird that two of Craig Kilborn's replacements got replaced this year, and both by foreigners.

Right? Pretty insulting to algae.

Odd that he found it and lost it at the exact same time.

People who would like you to believe they are straight.

I'd like to see a take on Jesus Camp where the camp happens to be run by some Church Lite but is otherwise just a regular Meatballs that the hardcore Dawkins-douche documentarians struggle to match up to their preconceptions.

9/11. That's exactly when the show went from nothing but "swears are funny" to occasional bouts of "that thing this week, amirite?" The show was on hiatus at the time, but the first one back a couple months later was called "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants."

"Throw money around." Yes. At things like schools, roads, hungry people…