Pretty much, yep.

That theory holds up, but honestly I think Lorne Michaels just kind of fell backwards into it.

Uh… I read. The stuff I read was written by other people.

I am, and was, a nerd. I hated school, and I got next to nothing out of it. "Hell is other people," and, well, have you met the sort of people who frequent schools? They're literally the worst.

Aging is a thing that happens to some people. I think you'll find most adults used to be teenagers at some point in their life.

TIL that the fatwa against Rushdie was probably more about an obnoxiously overwrought writing style than anything else

Where to start.

…and why is masturbation a sin?

That was my excuse.

That's actually not true anymore. Science sez: Pandas r bears now mkay?

…then crabs wouldn't be such a rarity these days

No. People hate Shakespeare. This is what happens when you force teenagers to read.

What's on February 7: Season 6 of The Venture Bros.

It seems…odd…that the article didn't mention that.

Ha! Yes. I managed to get through most of the first episode of Narcos before deciding: Hey, I don't need some white American douchebro narrating this, and the fact that he is narrating probably means he makes it to the end, which probably means he narrates the whole darn thing, which definitely means I am done…

Well, it is one of the more enjoyable zyndromes.

"She's faking it."

What about that one where young Jerry O'Connell had to keep a secret about what his adult neighbour did to him?

Not just from the neck up, if you know what I'm saying.

It's Labour Day, you dumb Yank!