I'm a torso!

No, wait, that was Prince of Tides.

Yeah. Maybe it's because my class had just read Lord of the Flies when that episode aired, but I couldn't help noticing that the whole thing (minus the totally unrelated internet b-plot, obviously) was literally just Lord of the Flies with jokes lazily wedged in, kind of a precursor of the Star Wars episodes of Famil…

He sleeps with the fishes.

I want to upvote this comment, but I don't think I should.

The Wierny Mets are my favourite squadron.

Immigants if you want to
You can give your friends a dump
Immigants don't gants and if they don't gants
Well they're no friend of Trump

It's too sweet, and it falls apart when you eat it.

Ha! That is so Drake.

Exactly.

Sex back-to-back doesn't often result in any babies.

Yeah, 'cause that would have been way out of bounds for Game of Thrones…

…and vice-versa

I know, but it looks like garberage.

I know, right?

They only added it to the online version.

She's just a stretched-out Avril Lavigne.

Any guitar is ugly if you string it up boob-high.

White Men Can't Gump

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