Yeah, well, the one above is not a particularly excellent specimen, to say the least. Some bizarre Hank Hill thing going on there.

Says on their profile they're a sub.

They're trophies.

'Cause they'd pay?

"I was collectively losing my shit"

Conservatives are unwilling to learn. Because they are unwilling to learn, they are stupid. Because they are stupid, they enroll in college despite being unwilling to learn.

No problem. Enjoy your jittery stomach ulcers!

Yep. Regular Strength and Extra Strength Anacin don't contain any liver-poisoning acetaminophen, nor does Original Anadin.

Maybe they like caffeinated aspirin and can't spell.

This is totally a thing in the Walking Dead universe. Remember that shrine in the cannibaltown rail yards? It was a whole warehouse full of perpetually lit candles. Either the candles last forever, or there's a HUGE stockpile of candles they're replenishing them from. Since there's not a huge waxy puddle on the…

Courtney Love's is forever.

Sometimes there just isn't any way to get the shit out of things.

What's especially insulting is that they called Brad Renfro.

Consistently
Broadcasts
Shit

He was a mighty good paralegal, Jim was.

Ask the witness, ask again,
Catch the steamboat, catch the Twain

Whenever the Republicans march out their latest One Black Guy, I can't help singing, "Hey, check us out! Have you seen us lately? We're the new Ku Klux Klan!"

All my farts are Klumps quotes.

Did you mean for that link to link to something?

*unzips*