Maybe it's just not that novel of an idea? I mean, seriously, there have been a bunch of shows like this one. Nashville, for example.

All the female Simpsons characters introduced since 1999 appear to be slightly-altered tracings of the same character design. What's up with that?

I guess "Google" was too Google-able.

No! Don't! He'll punch you in the head!

[rampage-related quote I can't think of right now]

Right? He looks, like, hot. If I were him I'd staple that wig to my head permanently.

That's a really creative costume.

*heroic jump to safety*

You seriously want credit for this?

It vibrates.

Elaborate.

The Partridge Family got four seasons.

Best Canadian rap duo of all time!

Well, that's what Chuck and Di might want you to think, but to us mere plebs, Harry is short for Harold and Henry shortens to Hank.

It's not just a copyright issue. Harry Potter is also a heavily protected trademark.

*buys rights to remake The Day of the Locust, renames it The Rise of Homer Simpson*

Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell!

If only you had the mental Dexter-ity.

*James Woods knocks on Sam Kinnison's door*

One does not row a kayak.