Deep dish manuals aren't real manuals.

…David Duchovny's shower?

Ted Nugent doesn't know anything.

Debbie Matenopoulos!

Tributaries?

Yes, yes, everyone's garbage.

Uh, aren't they basically the same?

It's just a terrible format.

I'm not saying he gets these cameos by resorting to blackmail, but I'm especially not saying he gets them with talent or cachet.

You misspelled 30.

something something lamp post when you need one etc.

Ooh, I love that song!

Meh. Space Protestants don't give a fuck.

…and brutally murdering a kid around the same age as his own son in most of them, IIRC. Perhaps not coincidentally, Kiefer went to live with his mother that year.

Well, Still The Beaver aka The New Leave It
To Beaver lasted from '84 to '89, so it wasn't *completely* crazy to mine the hits of the fifties.

No, Supergirl, that skirt does not effectively hide your thunder.

Yeah, but, like, that's a perfectly good fringed jacket gone to waste.

Ate organic paste and left, huh?

Eh. She's no Lecy Goranson.

"Coldstone Creamery will do anything for its customers. ANYTHING."