I wouldn't have one, but I'd attend one in a heartbeat.

Which is nice.

How many are you up to? That's the real question.

Oooh sure.

I like that he's not Saving Private Ryan's Adam Goldberg, or Dazed and Confused's Adam Goldberg, but The Hebrew Hammer's Adam Goldberg.

Kevin Conroy would like to have a word with him.

The Lone Ranger will never be cooler than the story Jay Thomas always tells on the Letterman Christmas episode, which is one of my favorite holiday traditions. "They'll believe me, citizen."

Right? It was so nice, and actually sort of felt like the show I fell in love with.

I could eat some Brie (I'll let you be the judge of which one I mean).

Both, actually.

I still maintain that the season 4 finale shouldn't have been a dream sequence. If you're not going to be what we all want you to be, at least have the balls to go insane.

I think that Brie Larson episode was the only season 4 episode I truly, genuinely liked.

You probably hadn't gotten one of those since Season 2 of How I Met Your Mother.

Save your breath.

Taste the happy!

"You mean to say that this dude gets off on little girls with pigtails?"
"Yeah, Ice… he's a pedophile… you work in the sex crimes division… you're gonna have to get used to that."

Yo! It's a green machine, gonna rock the town without bein' seen. Have you ever seen a turtle get down?

"Et tu, Brute?"
"Et me, buddy."

Did he finally master "YYZ?"

Whoa whoa whoa! There are Somalians in Minneapolis?