*grabs el zorro flatulento by the vintage lapels and shakes him violently*

I have to tell you, that is the worst fucking sweater I have ever seen.

"Yes, that was Sarah Connor, she was damn glad to meet you."

Did someone call me?

Yeah, it is, kind of, hands down their worst movie, and it's still plenty worth watching.

Quiet, you!

Reserving judgment until more is known about it, but that doesn't sound very good, does it?

An argument could be made for The Ladykillers, which is still worth watching for T. Hanks and the gospel soundtrack.

I get that too!

I get it!

I was so excited for two Hobbit movies! Now I dread three.

One of the few times Streep handily loses an acting contest.

Is this the wrong time to mention that I actually do kind of prefer the remake?

Hold your horses! The floor is wet, and those look nice.

OUTRAGEOUS!

Yes, you finally made a monkey out of meeeeee!

Hey! I didn't hate that as much as I expected to!

A fair point.

"You asked for a miracle? I bring you the F… B… I."

A very fair point.