Um, have you not seen Double, Double, Toil and Trouble?

"I know someone who's new in town."
"Really? What are three other things about him?"

I think you're thinking of Hook again.

He spent over a year preparing for that lunch.

That was Alderaan, you nerd!

I bet DDL throws a killer Life Day shindig.

"You've heard the expression "let's get busy?" Well this is a Messiah who gets biz-zay. Consistently and thoroughly."

"EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! WELL-REGARDED COMEDIAN TO APPEAR ON WELL-REGARDED COMEDY!"

Damn you, I was literally just about to post the exact same thing. Okay, not the exact same thing, I was going to say, "these" instead of, "those."

Rated PG-13.

Da na na na na na na na… Nope.

Vanispheres.

And subsequent movie.

Hope this album isn't a bad nut, amirite?!?!

I'd do her Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.

@Cookie_Monster cuddled up in a nice, thick blanket?

He doesn't have time, he's in the middle of a fun run.

Still kicking myself for not going to this.

Aw, I thought that was cute.

"She's not my special lady, she's my fuckin' lady friend."