Fuck you, I'm from the Midwest.

Did anyone else get the sense that Sean came up with about a half dozen directions to go with for this Newswire, and just said, "Fuck it, I'll do 'em all?"

You know music doesn't disappear, right? It's there for anybody to find it.

Get an "M" on each cheek, save yourself some money on your "MOM" tat.

Just as long as The Mummy and/or True Lies continue to play in perpetuity, I don't care.

I call 911 all the time. Of course, it's always by accident, due to inadequate screenlocking technology on my phone.

Yuuuuup!

The amazing thing about her performance that the article doesn't mention is how her character's level of involvement is gradually revealed. At the beginning, you can tell she's aware of what's going on, sure, but she comes off as a bit naive about the whole thing. Then she just peels away layers until you realize that…

That's how you get ants.

If I remember correctly, the Klan actually released a statement condemning Westboro's actions, which is hilarious.

This was one of those, "Oh, she got nominated, so I'll watch it, I guess" movies for me, and holy shit, was I blown away.

To be fair, he had a pretty good chance at being right.

@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus You know those double guitars that are like… double double guitars?

The Baha Men.

Quiet, you.

Well, as a Vikings fan, I just hope tha- I can't even finish it.

Quiet, you!

I read that entire second paragraph as the elaborate setup for a joke before realizing this wasn't an O'Neal joint.

"Goin' on six months now I ain't had nothin' twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"

Will this movie have bitches? What will those bitches do? Who will tell those bitches what it is they're supposed to do? These are the questions we need to be asking, people!