In a world where aliens or something have taken over or whatever, only one man can run enough to stop them. Tom Cruise in… Running and Stuff.

I may remember him from such movies as that.

Had you not already done so numerous times, this would have justified your entire existence.

Hey watch it! I hear that's just as bad as saying the n-word!

My cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week…

"Hey, where's your camera? Aren't you gonna take any pictures?"

Probably a decent-sized handful. I'm not Billy West, "All voice acting should be done by professional voice actors," but there are plenty of occasions of a "Celebrity" bringing nothing to a voice role other than their name to put in the credits.

Angelina Jolie in Kung Fu Panda is one of the most pointless cases of celebrity voice casting in the history of anything ever.

I have some bad news for you…

Well, usually I don't do this, but, ah, I'll go ahead and break you off a little preview of the remix.

Oh great, now my album's just going to sound derivative.

Yeah, I know. I was just being a smart ass.

Pass.

You get the hell out.

Too soon.

It was a blast, and I would totally watch a sequel, even though it will never, ever happen.

I'm just going to take this opportunity, after it getting mentioned in the article, to state that John Carter was a stupidly fun movie. Yes, the inclusion of the word "stupidly" is intentional.

What Craig said.

But if we go ADATT (coining that right now), how will we express our appreciation of O'Neal, or our disappointment with the latest acoustic Undercover?

@avclub-2d31cb28609a0ccb044e798fe73c023a:disqus To do italics, you put '<' then an 'i' followed by '>' before the words you want italicized, and the same thing, but with '/' before the 'i' after what you want italicized. I think that made sense.