@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus For the record, I was making fun of the movie's ending, and the movie's ending alone.

What?

I don't get it.

@avclub-0ae7484a9f3bbd2a21df420050c032ae:disqus You mean the original book didn't end, "Then Will Smith sets off a grenade and it's all BSHH! KAPOW! RAHHH! And it's super awesome, because explosions are awesome!"

Nope.

Isn't that what I Am Legend had? Nobody wants another one of those.

I think of all the times I have sung this, not once have there ever been waffles present.

"WOOOOH-IIIT'S WAFFLE TIME!
IT'S WAFFLE TIME!
WON'T YOU HAVE SOME WAFFLES OF MINE?"

There is a great big list of things that are less worth seeing than Rango, just saying.

There is a great big list of things that are less worth seeing than Rango, just saying.

"You've got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama."
"I've got a weird thing for girls who say, 'aboot.'"

I'm not saying I won't watch it.

Me too, I don't have a nephew, but I have a younger sibling, so I get how someone who can annoy the crap out of you can also be your favorite person in the world.

That picture fills me with rage.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It would have to be!

Provided Shirley is the fit, military-type male, then yeah. And I'm okay with that.

Because Wash… *chokes up*

Also, damn you for beating me to the Porkins joke.

*plugs ears* LALALALALALALALALALA-NOT LISTENING-LALALALALALALALALALA!!!