Fuck you. Just fuck you.

Even the ones he's not!

I don't know, there's the thirtysomething male who doesn't need to be fit. Fingers crossed.

… and I said, "Do you love me?" And she said, "No, but that's a really nice ski mask!"

Oh, is that all? I thought it was going to be something weird.

No, I think we'd all like you to elaborate.

That headline is so dramatic. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

But… The Hulk!

Pro-meh-theus

"Can he swing from a web?
If it's in the fine print!
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!"

Sussudio is the only Phil Collins song I actually like, because it's so much more terrible than all the other garbage he came out with that it looped back around to being a good song.

For me it's "Tie Your Mother Down" by Queen. My dad used to put on A Day At The Races and let the first part play really quiet, but then when all the guitars get unleashed just before the really quiet synth build up to the main part of the song, he would turn the stereo way up so you'd hear that one part throughout…

Do you beliebe in love?

Was he a Spaniard? I thought he was Egyptian. Either way.

I'd watch that.

The title isn't in all caps, so…

Wowzers. That's all I got.

Woah! Just calm down!

Ok, well if you actually thought about it…

That Megan Ganz tweet is a thing of beauty.