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Is it brown? Is it brown? Is it brown?

No apology needed. You just keep up the good work.

CASTING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMNED HONEY!!!

I'd watch that.

"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY-FIGHTIN' SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY-TO-FRIDAY PLANE!!!"

I can't say for certain, but mine was definitely Topanga, Al from Step by Step, or Patti Mayonnaise.

Are we certain that The Dillionaire isn't already a real show that airs after Duck Dynasty?

Give it time.

"You said there'd be Fudgicles. Where are the Fudgicles?"

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

Nope, I think I was too slow.

Who got there first? WHO GOT THERE FIRST?!

Bane-y and the Jets?

Bucket List, you are one item shorter.

Probably gonna risk it.

I didn't understand what was being said in the trailer, but I had this sneaking suspicion that it didn't particularly matter.

Actually, my favorite Mexican food-related catchphrase is, "Who ordered the whoop-ass fajitas?!"
Also known as, the only good thing from Boondock Saints 2.

My favorite was just the graphic of a giant Sprint logo with small text at the bottom reminding you to silence your phones.

If it's not the hot dog bun training the hot dog like the drive-in scene from Grease, color me not interested.

I was pretty sure I got what he was going for, but it wasn't confirmed until I got to the second case of it happening.