I much prefer Breakfast Club Anthony Michael Hall.

Just watched this last night. I enjoyed it. Sort of reminded me of Joe vs. The Volcano in tone, which is surprising, given that's not a movie I could say I enjoy all that much.

Lumping Anthony Michael Hall in with Randy Quaid, did AMH go crazy and I didn't hear about it?

Actually, he was there the whole time, just in disguise. He's the best.

My favorite part of church was always after communion, and watching the priest take the left over wafers and breaking them up and dumping them in the remaining wine and downing the whole thing in two giant swigs.

How do you not know how to throw your goddamn feces?! That's like… Apes 101.

That's one of my favorite youtube videos.

ID4 2: The Independencing

I'm just going to leave this here.

Yeah yeah, Oscar Meyer even, foot-long, Dodger Dog, a weenie!

Some more what?

You gotta pull the ol' switcheroo. Back in the day, I bought at least four or five tickets to The Time Machine, the remake with Orlando Jones, which, to this day, is a movie I have not seen.

YES.

"It's about time, Benny, my clothes are going out of style!"
"They already are, Squints."

This is gonna be a short game and I gotta get home for lunch.

I actually might buy Lincoln. It probably won't get watched a ton, but I think I want to keep it close at hand. I really loved that movie.

@avclub-85d8ce590ad8981ca2c8286f79f59954:disqus I wish.

ALL the vowels? Jeez, what a feg.

Bruce Dickinson and I share a birthday. That's all I got.

Since when is "fig" a dirty word? And are they normally hairy enough that one being bald would be remarkable in some way?