"I saved her twice that night, if you know what I mean."
"Nope."

@avclub-6a2ec3076bb494e5c64eb1a422d9fe3d:disqus It's not a college bar, it's more trailer trash-y. I spend most shifts wondering what the fuck I'm doing there.

Seriously, fuck Chris Brown with something hot and sharp.

That kid is back… on the escalator again!

I DJ at bars part-time, and last week a guy came up and asked if I had Radiohead. I brought up the list showing that I, indeed, have much Radiohead. I asked him if he had anything specific in mind. He asked if I had "Creep."

I liked them in high school, but post-From Under the Cork Tree I only ever enoyed their songs as guilty pleasures. Finally that's no longer the case, because that song both sucks and blows.

Centerfield, as well, probably.

We're talkin' Homer, Ozzie, and the Straw.

I wish it would have been "Creep." Really underrated song, that.

This has nothing to do with anything, but last night while I was DJing at a bar, a guy asked me if I had anything by Atlantis (sic) Morissette, maybe something off that album where she was so mad. Made me chuckle (not to his face, though).

Agreed. He is criminally underappreciated, especially since he pretty regularly winds up being the best thing about already great projects.

Look, I'm sorry, but isn't the gist of The Hobbit, "Hey, there's a dragon, so we're gonna go fight the dragon, wanna come with?" I haven't read it since high school, but that's pretty much all I remember. Three movies worth of story it ain't.

Well no, calzones are stupid.

Alien sleds? Seems kind of cliched to me.

I do admit, I've heard it lately and have found things I liked, but still, on the whole I can't fully give over to actually liking the song itself.

These goons… would they be classified as, "hired?"

Goddammit, now you reminded me. *runs off sobbing*

"Yellow" was the first song of theirs I ever heard. I've hated them ever since.

He wouldn't dare.