It's pretty half-assed and joking in nature, but the "Forward and away we go" part ain't half bad.

It's pretty half-assed and joking in nature, but the "Forward and away we go" part ain't half bad.

I love a tall girl. Granted, I'm 6' 4", but still. Sack up and climb her like a fucking tree.

I love a tall girl. Granted, I'm 6' 4", but still. Sack up and climb her like a fucking tree.

Was that a jab at Clerks 2? Because we may have a problem if it was.

Was that a jab at Clerks 2? Because we may have a problem if it was.

It's an interactive CD-ROM!!

It's an interactive CD-ROM!!

@avclub-6a4d5952d4c018a1c1af9fa590a10dda:disqus God, I hate the fuck out of that movie.

@avclub-6a4d5952d4c018a1c1af9fa590a10dda:disqus God, I hate the fuck out of that movie.

Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear UK had the best description of her: Perfect, but you're not really sure why.

Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear UK had the best description of her: Perfect, but you're not really sure why.

@avclub-fdc6dbc601a35260511baa6fe53dcddf:disqus I maintain that Bradley Nowell's death was the greatest thing to ever happen to Sublime.

@avclub-fdc6dbc601a35260511baa6fe53dcddf:disqus I maintain that Bradley Nowell's death was the greatest thing to ever happen to Sublime.

@avclub-20788f405e0ea98bab0017f5dd373cdb:disqus I say this completely devoid of irony. Keasby Nights is a goddamn masterpiece.

@avclub-20788f405e0ea98bab0017f5dd373cdb:disqus I say this completely devoid of irony. Keasby Nights is a goddamn masterpiece.

*salutes* Major Disappointment

*salutes* Major Disappointment

I love Ke$ha. She's terrible, but I love her. It probably has something to do with my impressively low standards for pop music.

I love Ke$ha. She's terrible, but I love her. It probably has something to do with my impressively low standards for pop music.