Why, thank you.

The panel they do is usually home to a couple decent one-liners, but her personality is too much awful.

Allow me to be the voice of dissent and say I'm fine with this. No matter how rambly and divergent this show gets, I always look forward to its return. One of my favorite shows of all time, and I'll happily stick around for as long as they decide to go on. Suck it.

Am I the only one who thinks they cloned Louis C.K. and taught him to play the drums?

I would watch Chelsea Lately if Chelsea Handler wasn't on it.

I blame Air Bud.

How about Scarecrow Boat? Although, now that I'm saying out loud I kinda hate it.

For the Mavericks-Celtics game, I thought Todd said "defending chimps" which made me excited to watch basketball. Then I re-read it and here we are.

Archer: "You don't believe I'm an alien?!"
Lana: "Nooope."

Wanna drink wine and play Penny Can?

What? A terrible Van Halen song? Surely you jest.

Regardless, it's still lacking in visual flair (and from what I've heard about The Tourist [the director's next movie], it may not have been an artistic choice).

"The Lives of Others?" A great flick, but holy shit is it dry.

Hey, I'll admit, I've enjoyed Val Kilmer in some movies. Heat isn't one of them.

Heat: Lots of great stuff… and Val Kilmer.

It also turned half of them into hipsters. (See: Henry's scarf; Graham's vest; Mary Margaret's haircut)

I clicked this to see if this was a remake of the Robert Mitchum film, and that screen grab almost made me think it was, until I realized he wasn't dressed as a priest.

What he said.

I don't think you know how to pronounce "gazette."

What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chicken?