I'm really happy this band didn't disappear. These Four Walls is just about the greatest rainy day album in several years.

Who the hell is Arcade Fire and why did they win a Grammy? (If you sang that, congratulations, we're now best friends.)

Mmm, medicine-y.

Color me relieved.

Sorry, no Homers.

Ok, so am I, like, a total dick because I actually like Ghostbusters 2? It's nowhere near the level of the first one, but few things in this world are.

I want to see the fuck out of this movie. That is all.

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Seconded. Although the old Hanna Barbera cartoons really can't be ignored for sheer ridiculousness.

Everyone's going on about studio audiences, but the real culprit is the Multi-Camera format (which, for the record, I'm generally a fan of). A Multi-Camera sitcom without audience reaction would be the most awkward thing in the world. For definitive proof, don't watch an altered video on YouTube, watch the episode of…

Day 2 of regular reviewer saying show isn't that bad, and VanDerWerff swooping in and saying it sucks in a roundabout way.

Say what you will about the tenets of Point Break, at least it's an ethos.

Isn't he like 40?

But on another topic…

And replacing it with more Imperial Walkers in the background.

This probably seems too obvious, but why doesn't he just make cartoons?

Now if only Sammy Hagar didn't suck.

I really enjoyed Elijah Wood's delivery of the second, drawn-out "eat shit."

Look, I don't care what undercover rock you crawled out from, there's a dress code for commenters in Coming Distractions. Section 3-605. 10. 20. 22. 24. 26. 50. 70. 80. It specifies: clean shirt, short hair, tie, pressed trousers, sports jacket or suit, and leather shoes, preferably with a high shine on them.

And why is there no way to delete comments?!?!?!?!?!