See, I would have gone with "Archies."

When I was a little kid, I initially thought Alice Cooper was Betty Cooper's older sister.

I am sort of amazed it took 52 discussions to get to this question.

Please be lying.

Yeah, the unicorn was pretty bad.

RE: The onesie.

Actually, Turk and Carla went through their own break-up years before Lily and Marshall. And while Marshall and Lily were always going to get together after the plot device ran down, it seemed much more likely that Turk and Carla were going to remain apart.

You agree with Frank Herbert?

My favorite Coach gag was when he demonstrated his famous handstand push-ups behind the bar — and then went crashing to the floor when Sam reminded him that was someone else.

I always got the idea that the Merovingian and Belucci were earlier versions of Neo and Trinity who took the Architect's deal. But then, as you say, pretty much nothing ever came of the character. As someone else said up above, I would have loved to see an Anti-Neo as a real antagonist.

I've read that as well. Some of it looks like they used the comic as a storyboard.

This sounds like it would have been a lot better with Terry O'Quinn.

"But having a team meeting that starts off with a laundry list of sexual positions? It simply constructs a cartoonish world for two flesh-and-blood humans to attempt to inhabit."

"…in Wyoming, because that’s where everyone goes when they want to do blow and dance on a pole for a living"

"Now he's this creature of the night, his cape's like, 90 feet long, and he's got NO sense of humor."

Jonas is very much a Doc Savage pastiche; although where Doc was always selfless and noble, Jonas was usually kind of a dick about how much smarter he was than everybody else.

That's from the original novels. Doc had a "crime college" where he would rehab henchmen through brain surgery. The super-villains were usually straight-up killed, though.

I didn't have the Bigfoot game, but it sounds a lot like the Incredible Hulk board game that we did own:

Because I read that giant-size collector's edition, I honestly thought the whole comedy show was a trap, and Mordru would try to literally roast the super-heroes at the end.

Best: Weird World of Jack Staff. When it comes out, it's just pure mad comics genius. Although Irredeemable is a very close second.