Edward Cullen's Bitch
2009 will be the year of Twilight inspired band names:

That is awesome….Dick York is like the original GnR compared to Dick Sargent who is like the current GnR.

Cornrow Extensions

Don't post hopped up on Benadryl and Nyquil….

I don't know. I was sort of creeped out/sad the other day. I went into Walmart here on the posh side of Little Rock and there was this huge AC/DC display in the kiddie clothes section. Had the Rock Band set up and everything….and no one was around. It was strange. Kinda like when you have a bad cold and you go…

Taylor Rose
See who will be laughing when Taylor and Axl get together for a power duet…possible names:

Girl Dumpin'
Your hate for P!nk is on low-burn right now…just wait till the MySpace girls get ahold of the "So What" song. That damn song will be everywhere. And it will be more annoying than that incredibly annoying song by Kid Rock that all the MySpace chickies had on their profile this summer…you know, that song…

News Porn
Did she say "I'm in a tent with 35 cameras rimming me"…?

Chronicles of Reddick
that is all……..

That list of Murphy Movies is sort of awe inspiring. At least Eddie has been working the past 16 years. What U Got Axl? Huh?

Skee-Lo
What has happened since the last G-N-R album:

Actually, I DID look like a carrot. Redhead. Mop-Top. Ect.

Billy and the Boingers
You know what is special about Bloom County, Outland, and Opus…..those strips were inhabited by living characters. Tell me, just tell me, that Bill the Cat is not a 'real' rockstar. Opus, real as real can get. Steve Dallas, Binkley, Milo, Banana Jr. 6000….all real.

Catherine Wheel:

I have the Tiddy Bear…no need to touch Titty.

In Tha Mood
"Principle of Moments" was a very good album and you described exactly why it was a good album Noel. "Big Log" is just great atmosphere. An excellent driving song. And has really held up well through the years.

Oh! I forgot this one…"Shadynasty"…according to parents pronounced Sha-Dynasty…not "Shady Nasty" as the nurses were doing.

I would violate HIPPA, but I wish I could show you their actual medical record I.D. And "D'Apostrophe" is a real f**king name. No,his parents were not Lit majors, they were straight up Hood. All the nurses about died. It almost like they are purposely trying to give their kids names that won't get them jobs.

Levitra! Get Your Ass in This House Right Now!
Bad baby names? Please! I work in Little Rock at one of the largest children's hospitals in the state and we have Gafin and Quin beat.
Here are some real baby names I have seen this year:
Ghonorea
Kocanna
D'Apostrophe
Tyquirious

Between the House Bunny's Legs
"Bottle of Woo!"…the new film by Jet Li
"Bottle of Woo!"…appearing tonight at Juanita's in Little Rock
"Bottle of Woo!"…Girls Gone Wild in Arkansas