Terminator-Eye

Why does that girl have a bananna on her helmet?

Reverse Psychology….If you encourage SPAM enough, they will go away. SPAM is only happy if you are unhappy. SPAM is a skinny white boyfriend in a wife-beater who uses Eminem lyrics as daily devotional inspirations.

Is it wrong that during this video I hoped Yolandi would appear so they could make out?

Just got back from a motorcycle ride over to Hot Springs. Nice suprise to see a write-up on Conway and American Idol. Lots of nurses at Children's Hospital are voting.

Blue Eye Liner
Winona. Come to Arkansas. Be my MCDG….Manic Cougar Dream Girl. We will go to Tunica and lose all our money at Harrah's. But at least we will get a free Paula Dean Buffet and a night at the hotel out of it. On the way home we will argue. Your blue eye liner will highlight the rage in your beautiful brown…

Bros! Just chill. You just smoking mother nature and is all good yo. Tight. But seriously Bras, that light beer was OFF-THE-CHAIN for reelz. I would give you all a Big-Bro-Hug if I could. Can't wait for that new Kotton Mouth Kings album to drop.

What The Fuck…my hatred of light beer drinkers has nothing to do with alcohol content. Light Beer is Gay. Not Man-on-Man Gay, but Frat Boy Douche Gay….which is disgustingly Gay. It is the kinda Frat Boyz Douche Gay that you find at Aeropostle or Abercrombie and Fitch…Oh, and you know that little music thingy they have…

Hey, I am old and rock harder than these 'weed' and 'light beer' punks. Now, get off my damn lawn!

State College
There is a town in Arkansas called Jonesboro. It is a state college town in a dry county. A town also home to over 100 churches. A town of about 60,000 people. This lame ass song was made for that town. No doubt, frat-boyz in their jacked-up Chevy Z-71 pickups with the Ducks Unlimited stickers in the…

Yes Mr/Ms Macaroni…that is it.

I'm Confused
Hey, does the guy with the hat that matches the trim on his car not look a little like one of the puppets from 'Team America'?

I like Biggie's raps. I just hope he does not start releasing new albums every year like Tupac. Did Diddy kill Biggie?

May I also recommend Grilled Cheese and Kool-Aid?
No?
Always Save and Kool-Aid?
Not that either?
Just no pleasing you Dishiki…I'm Audi.

Brother Blubber
Living here in the Rock…all I can tell you is that this movie will inspire even more young black males to emulate Biggie's 'bigness' and swagger. Shame they don't have the talent or the meloncholy that B.I.G. had. Out with the Welche's Grape and Steak and in with the TypeII Diabetes…damn, guess that is…

Legends
Amazing voice. Unforgetable. Though sad to see her pass, I just love the fact that she was still performing un until a few weeks ago. I hope I have that kind of drive and desire for life at her age. Oh, and she was the best Cat Woman.

Community Collage in Arkansaw

The Charmin Dingleberry Bears would win…they have thumbs. You see the way that Momma bear was gripping that dustpan and brush? Do animals do anal? Just curious.

Charmin-Saving Lives
I took a Juvenile Justice coarse in college…all I remember is that in one chapter it went on about how when toilette paper was invented that the mortality rate for babies dropped dramatically.

You know what would have been better…if Rosario and old Will had been in bed doing the nasty and he drops dead and then she gets his heart. I mean, that girl is kinda hot and all.