In crazy v. big/strong, always, always bet on crazy

Louis CK was just a bit too early it seems

It did devolve into hard core pornography very slowly

If I read this too long I know I'll lose my jerwb.

Your finger gets tired. Don't apologize for it.

As crazy as this show is, it can't shake up its core. Fitz has to stay president, Cyrus has to stay chief of staff, Mellie has to stay first lady. And, unfortunately, Olivia and Fitz have to keep playing the repetitive break up / get back together game. For-ever.

Damn. I thought he'd be playing Denver Man

No, that was Leslie pushing him into the pit at the end of the episode. He hit his head and died down there. There's a quick moment in the episode where they fill it in where Leslie says to herself "now they'll never find him."

@avclub-29badebfcb56e531b4e38f81fff9dd20:disqus's wrong. It was a great joke.

Noam!

No, but if you're squeamish at all it's not for you. It's very beautifully staged, but its very free with using blood and gore to achieve that end. It's certainly not Saw, or other torture porn, certainly.

And the winner for best drama is….. Dexter!

Man, I played Risk a decent amount in high school, and we all backstabbed each other constantly. The only way in those games to keep an alliance was to ensure that your buddy's interests and yours stayed aligned.

At this point, I don't even care how they just get rid of the lie. It's the least interesting thing on the show and constantly drags down the plot. They could just reveal that all this action's actually happening in 2011, then jump forward three years after Mike goes to Harvard (and still somehow gets admitted…

*Casino Royale on Hoth*

Like, not even humanoid salmon, just real salmon, flopping around on the floor of their plane. Granted, they'd after a little while, but it'd still be a more entertaining show.

I bet it's all a bluff. 20 minutes into the fourth season premiere he'll release WoW and Dream of Spring as ebooks.

So you're saying Winds of Winter will be a thinly veiled biography of Billy Zane?

SHIT, yeah, SPOILERS (sorry anyone who read it!)

It's like Terror Mad Libs!