OH SNAP!

This is MY machete! Get your own!

Spring Breakers 2: X-Men United.

Hey! Really (sad) Giger! R.I.P.

It sounds like you're not so slowly turning AoS into Archer.

I really don't get how it was intended to be consensual in any way. She's saying no until the very end, and Jaime's only response is to say that he doesn't care. Granted, there does seem to be a moment where she helps him undress her, but man, a split second of that is completely erased by her repeated insistence…

Who's Tom?

My hope is that Fitz wins the presidency, but then is murdered (by Olivia? who cares, I just want him gone). His VP takes over and keeps the same team.

Apparently there were only supposed to be 8, but they had enough material written and shot halfway through the season that they asked for and got another episode (I think Andy Daly explained it in either Never Not Funny/CBB/his Podcast Pilot Project)

Rebootin' the reboot?

So you're saying the final divergent film will… diverge…?

….. twisted… and evil

Comedy Central did already order a pilot of the Chris Gethard Show…

Move @midnight to 11:30 (or just give Hardwick/Aasif Mandvi/Samantha Bee their own show) and put The Chris Gethard show on at midnight. PROBLEM SOLVED.

Was he literally throwing up red flags?

I enjoy the actors, but everyone else here is right, it's a waste of talent. The biggest problem is that it doesn't follow through on most of its plotlines (so many get dropped without any reason or explanation) and the ones it does follow through with are boring as hell (the whole Dollahyde shit dragged).

Some friends and I opened the Fire and Blood and a take the black stout. I remember liking the stout last year, but didn't dig it so much this time. The Fire & Blood was pretty good. Both aren't as good as the first one, which I guess just doesn't exist anymore.

Agreed that the premise is stupid, and should be dropped. The problem is that there's no good way to do that and maintain anything resembling realism, because the fraud is severe enough that Mike at very least would never be allowed to practice law legitimately, which means that the premise can never really be…

He's been practicing law without a license. It's a felony in NY, punishable by up to 4 years in prison. I'd guess that the coverup plus being able to use this as an example (it'd get TONS of coverage 'cause it's a big firm) and his other criminal exploits (I can't recall if Mike's been arrested), he could very…

I'd bet its where he got the confidence to go after Boyd. Most of the season has been a series of failures… until he was able to reclaim his necklace.