I usually do, but to be fair Scarlett Johansson is my local alderman.  She believes local government is where the real power lies.

I usually do, but to be fair Scarlett Johansson is my local alderman.  She believes local government is where the real power lies.

I have trouble connecting with any of them or feeling any sort of sympathy for them because, at the end of the day, they're all giant scumbags.  Sure, it's played for laughs and for "hey, look at how badass they are," but they're all scumbags who chose this life.  Last season Tara was actually a decent character…

I have trouble connecting with any of them or feeling any sort of sympathy for them because, at the end of the day, they're all giant scumbags.  Sure, it's played for laughs and for "hey, look at how badass they are," but they're all scumbags who chose this life.  Last season Tara was actually a decent character…

I like to think I'm better than that, but no, I'd watch THE FUCK out of that.  If you could somehow have it hosted by David Cross I'd buy the season on DVD.

I like to think I'm better than that, but no, I'd watch THE FUCK out of that.  If you could somehow have it hosted by David Cross I'd buy the season on DVD.

Does this mean that the Crying Cleaning Lady Show is coming back for a second season?

Does this mean that the Crying Cleaning Lady Show is coming back for a second season?

I'd watch that show.  I'm not sure that I'd like it, but I'd be drawn to it.  It's like snob/hipster flypaper, except with dick jokes.

I'd watch that show.  I'm not sure that I'd like it, but I'd be drawn to it.  It's like snob/hipster flypaper, except with dick jokes.

I'd go to bagel night.

I'd go to bagel night.

I'd think that after a while, unless he bleaches the fuck out of it, it would no longer be his "white" shirt.

I'd think that after a while, unless he bleaches the fuck out of it, it would no longer be his "white" shirt.

@avclub-c2772fe942fe1bdcf0fec5d508dd6e23:disqus It doesn't work if you break it down by syllables, but the sounds work just fine.

@avclub-c2772fe942fe1bdcf0fec5d508dd6e23:disqus It doesn't work if you break it down by syllables, but the sounds work just fine.

Right.  She yelled at him for not working "with the team."  He's never been a part of that team, and they all know it.  Both sides were using him, and he decided to be used by Hardman because he knows that Jessica will treat him like crap (it's what she's been doing for years), but there's a chance that Hardman will…

Right.  She yelled at him for not working "with the team."  He's never been a part of that team, and they all know it.  Both sides were using him, and he decided to be used by Hardman because he knows that Jessica will treat him like crap (it's what she's been doing for years), but there's a chance that Hardman will…

The "Failure to Launch-hitty chitty bang bang" was fucking inspired.  I don't know why Doug didn't want to accept it, it works!

The "Failure to Launch-hitty chitty bang bang" was fucking inspired.  I don't know why Doug didn't want to accept it, it works!