It's just a tub of warm maraschino cherry syrup.

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This movie would make a great double feature with Hot Rod.  Two movies that bombed in every way possible but were fucking hilarious.

This movie would make a great double feature with Hot Rod.  Two movies that bombed in every way possible but were fucking hilarious.

A chance to hang out with Ice-T and the Belz?

A chance to hang out with Ice-T and the Belz?

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@HobbesMkii:disqus That makes sense.  Mormont did tell Jon Snow that Benjen took his oath before the old gods, right?  And that it was a rarity.  I could see the old gods taking the Night's Watch oath more seriously than the seven.

@HobbesMkii:disqus That makes sense.  Mormont did tell Jon Snow that Benjen took his oath before the old gods, right?  And that it was a rarity.  I could see the old gods taking the Night's Watch oath more seriously than the seven.

Yes please.

Yes please.

Maybe I just read it all wrong, but I was always under the impression that Shae was a spy for Tywin from day one.  He doesn't trust Tyrion, except for knowing that he loves his whores.  She may have developed some affection for him, but she knows who's paying her and who will likely survive into the future, which is…

Maybe I just read it all wrong, but I was always under the impression that Shae was a spy for Tywin from day one.  He doesn't trust Tyrion, except for knowing that he loves his whores.  She may have developed some affection for him, but she knows who's paying her and who will likely survive into the future, which is…

I was of the understanding that Barristan had heard all of this, but did not know any of it for certain.  My pet theory is that Jon is Rhaegar and Lyanna's son, and that Ashara's child wasn't stillborn, but that she faked her death and took her child across the narrow sea at Varys' insistence.  She is Septa Lemore and…

I was of the understanding that Barristan had heard all of this, but did not know any of it for certain.  My pet theory is that Jon is Rhaegar and Lyanna's son, and that Ashara's child wasn't stillborn, but that she faked her death and took her child across the narrow sea at Varys' insistence.  She is Septa Lemore and…

+1 on the Cillian Murphy for Ramsay.

+1 on the Cillian Murphy for Ramsay.

Not that I'm certain that Coldhands is Benjen, but I'm pretty sure that Coldhands always makes sure his face is covered.