I'm not disappointed, I'm just impressed!

It was a long, cold winter, their greatcoats and scarves could no longer keep out the bite of the frigid air.  Tonight, they would have to kill Mostrovya's pony for food.

Mostly I missed unregistereds.  And meat trucks.. sigh.

I CONCUR : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Scarfy McGee: I've never been a big fan of Scarfy McGoo.  I find him unbearably pretentious with his European method of wearing his scarf.

Are you kidding me?  Everybody cares about Scarfy McGee up there, and Weird Velvet Poncho Man.  Those guys are the best.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus : sometimes, that's enough. 

Why does a center so Yummy make me throw up in my mouth a little bit everytime I hear about it?

Otherwise they make you drink Budweiser.

The "Budweiser Made In America Music Festival?"  I will go to this only if they promise not to try and sell me any Budweiser, what-so-ever.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus : Ha, wow, did I get any part of that right?  No? Ok, I'll show myself out.

Worst date movie ever: Big Momma's House, with Martin Lawrence.  I actually saw my soul leaving my body during that movie.

Was Eraserhead the movie in the Squid and the Whale that they go to instead of Annie Hall?  That is one of my favorite scenes from that movie.. .from what I remember.

Nude, large breasted women are in your nightmares?  How… erotic.

Great first date movie, or best date movie ever??

Those people are just concerned for your mental safety.  They are basically staging an internet intervention.

It will also be filmed by Wes Anderson, and have an Elliot Smith song playing in the background.

Where are those injected into?

On the other hand, he does make out with a hook-handed man-child.

I hope nobody: GUYS WE CAN'T ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR ANY MORE.