Thank you.  I am expecting cards and gifts from everybody.

There are no asshole commenters on the AVClub.  Just friend, happy people that want to give big digital hugs.
On an unrelated note, I heard TVDW has herpes.  Everywhere.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus : "Have you ever heard of a 12 inch pianist?"

Thanks!  Although I've never passed a bar in my life.  Because of the alcoholism.  It is actually quite sad.

Just keep your head down and push ahead, law school was a great experience for me but the last year was pure, expensive hell.

Thanks!

As everybody knows, most Jewish people end up as construction workers.

Well, gazing wistfully causes 25% of tree related fatalities.

Congrats!  So pumped: I'm really happy that at the end of school I'll be studying and slowly getting poorer.

And they died on the way.

That chubby, neck-bearded Asian man staring wistfully off into the distance should be on the cover of every book of poetry, ever.  He looks deeply enmeshed in the friend zone in that picture.

Lets see: watched Avengers (great), grilled out and drank beer, and graduated from law school.  That last one was probably the best of the lot.

Yeah, cancer island.

Sorry Thor, your girlfriend has been placed in another castle.  To, ya know, protect her and whatnot.

Now we know why @avclub-df80f70f60b1c678f8c91696f4a54f5f:disqus gave himself $5.

Yeah, I purchased Gaffigan's standup as well, which was solid, but I haven't heard anything about how well he has done with that model.

Pop pop.

Nah, its been a while.  I don't claim to have my finger on the pulse of everybody that bought the special, but getting to see it for $5 6 months ago or so makes it worth it.

Care to elaborate?

We all know you had to do things to get that $5.  Horrible things.