I'll allow it.

I will never say no to marsh-narration by marsh-Morgan Freeman, or whatever.

This is what my girlfriend says whenever I'm getting too complain-y about things.

Well, a casual beer drinker can still tell the difference between a cheap beer and a more expensive one; they just don't care about the difference. On the other hand, a casual music fan (casual in the sense that they love music, but aren't audiophiles) probably can't tell the difference between an mp3 and flac.

I overheard you're getting a divorce, and I just wanted to let you know that I'm Rich.

I didn't even know they made more than one season until I saw that promo, and I knew I must find out what the "Jazz Fight" was all about.

They definitely don't use her enough. In Bob's Burgers I mean.

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I'm dating a librarian, and that is totally not true. But there is a very real cultural schism between librarians and library workers, circulation staff, etc.

It doesn't need to be, but as a fan, I believe it is. That's how fans work.

I want to help you. Repeat this out loud in the mirror every day:

You're looking in the comments section for an episode of Bob's Burgers and surprised and dismayed that so many of the people here like it? Think about that for a bit.

@avclub-832d86d3a05e2b4973c329471ee9d6c4:disqus  I think it was "How Pluto almost made it" or something.

Apt, though I like the Big Bang Theory much more than The Oatmeal, and I'm pretty ambivalent about TBBT.

``WHY is everything in the world so STUPID? I'M A GEEK.''

Edit: Wrong spot. Oops.

Huh. The more you know, as they say.

We watch Colbert on Hulu through the Roku every morning, and its that goddamned fucking "Scroogled" commericial, every fucking day. Between that, my work computer switching to Windows 8, and my work's insistence in using MS Word for ever fucking document even though we've switched to google docs company wide, I am…

Whoa. Déja Vu.

Sea Change is the genius album that I never want to listen to. Whereas I'm never not in the mood to listen to Guero or Midnite Vultures.