Still…where'd the lighter fluid come from?

And it's a paperback.

I disgree. I think he's awful.

Couldn't you have told me this before came in to work?

I'm making love to this ice cream sandwich.

Not even kidding around with Cannibal Ox. Any list of best albums of the 2000's should The Cold Vein in there somewhere.

When there's crack in the basement/crackheads stand adjacent

That's the least amusing part of it.

Given Jeff's annoyance when he catches himself with the Chang pun, I'd say probably the latter.

All I read was "Lance….Boyle"

Love beef stroganoff, and you reminded me that I have egg noodles and beef steak to finish off. I guess I know what's for dinner tonight.

I did something like that once. I started boiling water for pasta, but then got a call from some friends having an (impromptu) dinner party. I left the house, completely forgetting about the pot until an hour later in the middle of dinner. I rushed home, and by the time I got there, the water had all boiled away and…

You spend so much time figuring out what you're going to do with your life that you don't realize you've been doing it for years.

I'd say that the Flaming Lips' cover is better, but they're both so similar to the original that's not saying much.

I ended up paying the equivalent of $18 for it because I didn't convert to pounds correctly, or something, but I didn't regret it. I bought the vinyl later that year, anyway.

I conquer.

Mesons for Mutally Assured Destruction.

The Eraser took me a while to catch on to, but it really is pretty great.

In Rainbows was worth it at twice the price!

I like this.