You love 'a lot of' Chinese movies?
Which ones are those? Chinese cinema is garbage. Unless you are talking about HK films or directors who fled the country. Or you have atrocious taste in movies.
Oh wait, its the latter isn't it…

Yojimbo may not be my favorite Kurosawa movie, but its my favorite Mifune Toshiro performance. He is so goddamn hard in that movie, he could just look at a man and give him a 'scowl movement'. That's when merely glancing at his face causes you to shit in your yukata.

You Mad Bro?: Part III: The Butthurt Locker

I'm still waiting patiently for Fat Chicks in Party Hats: She ate the movie to get released. It's been languishing in development hell for over a decade…

So I entered the completely ficticious name of 'Fungaloud Jimbersprout' and it actually spat out the much more realistic name of 'Francesca Jarmes'.
This thing works people!

I am personally a fan of 'Fat Denial'. When I am forced to interact with a fatty, I yell, "Someone grab a shot of Epinephrine, this person appears to have been stug by a bee in the neck and abdominal areas!"

Gary Oldman does appear on the list to his dismay, as he was hoping no one had see Tiptoes.

It's like bragging you're the best looking dude at the Dungeon Master Convention.

OOhhhh, that's what she meant when she told me she moonlights as an 'organ grinder'…

Yeah, I implore you all, use logic to investigate the steaming pile Jeremy Brett de-deuced on these two clowns from 20 years in the past. It does boggle the mind.

Well, its hard to move comfortably when you are stuck holding a giant invisible penis.

Was that guy who can pop a human head with his bare hands hard to find?
Im asking because, ya know, Carson Daily is still around…

He has moved on to the next mission, to criticize the Golden Globes for not nominating any Chinese films, even though Gravity got nods despite it just being a bunch of Sandra Bullock going "AAAhhhh" *waves hands in air*

They are absolutely riddled with it.

You start by accepting lord and savior Marcus Garvey into your heart and into your lungs.

Paul Blart: Strip Mall Cop 2: Deep Discounts

Paul Blart II: Blart is the Fattest Color

Crazy Blart

Paul Blart: Mall Cop II: Raiders of the lost Blark

Dude, from your disqus history plugging various shows you're on, I'm now convinced you are the real Reg VelJ. I'm sure you get Die Hard love all the time, but I need to put in my two cents. Your relationship with the hostess snacks alone puts it ahead of any action movie made in the past 2 decades…