I'm happy to discuss it with you, but canopy first?

Plus everytime the department goes out for drinks, he's always punching some animal in the face. It's a PR nightmare.

HE LINES UP, HE TAKES THE SHOT! THE CROWD GOES WILD!
"You listening to the basketball game?"
"Nah, public executions."

Rodman better watch out, the game is a bit different in N Korea. The penalty for traveling is significantly more severe…

My heart is encrusted in a shell of pure bullshit.
The doctor says I need more exercise.

I walk by the Annie's Warthog Anuses in the mall foodcourt all the time, but I've never actually tried it. They should really consider giving out free samples.

If your piss is overly golden, well then that should most definatley be taken seriously.
We're talking about dehydration here people!

What did Helvetica ever do to you?

Lady Gaga: FARTPLOP

That movie blew harder than hurricane Sandy.

I agree, the spy who came in from the cold was the first thing I thought of. The comments section here is the best indication of how well this show finessed this twist. Everyone was saying the same thing, "There is no way the show can do anything with Carrie now", "The show cornered itself, they are screwed", and yet…

If you would like to spend quality time with said ladies, might I recommend you BYOB.

Today:
fineoakstructure follows Selena Gomez home.

What? No way man, I come to this bar strictly for the chicken fingers…

It took him an unexpectidly long time to refurbish his +4 Casting Couch of Sleaze.

I fail to see how a movie trailer causes your flatulence to smell like that…
*DRY HEAVE*

At first glance on the front page it looks like Ethan has a leather cap tilted at a jaunty angle. Along with that 'stache, it appears he is ready to go cruiiiiiiisin!

Yeah but the important point is that the heros didn't use guns. What makes 7S so goddamn radical is that these samurais, despite using archaic weaponry, utalized their samurai skills and tactics to overcome the gun-weilding bandits. 
They brought a knife to a gun fight and won!

"Our show can explore the properties and reactions when mixing components such as my foot and your ass."
-Ian McShane at the pitch meeting

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