"It seemed like a good idea until he was viciously mauled by a space-cougar…"

Wait, are we talking about positive opinion or the thrift store?

I was thinking a fixed hag…

Assorted platter.

Hey, you're not referencing that in here wasteoid!!!

So it was Ralph Nader.  Dammit @avclub-7e72b5fe1ad8fd5b388a5260ba7c07fe:disqus , I owe you a beer.

"Did that guy just ask us something about 'dog ears'?"

I thought something smelled sour…

I have a peepee enhanced Shel Silverstein book I can lend him…

Abraham Lincoln?

I guess he was blowing more than just whistles!
*blows own slide-whistle*

I miss Jerry Springer…

The space taken by the other presidents' faces would be needed to carve out the rest of Nixon doing a K-stand.

Rest assured, CB is aggressively searching for the answer to this question.

At least they are familiar with 'Kind of Blue', although it's in reference to Rihannas face.

Acceptable Reason #1 for hitting a woman:

A biff. She cut the cheese and didn't apologize.

Eraser 2: Workin with Ink

The one with the beard who refuses to look at the camera is clearly the 'bad boy'.

Cause I drive a Camaro with a blower on it.