Yeah, I heard he has sex with ivory-body…

I hope it's not locked up in your basement…

So do I man! This editor here been telling me i'm an idiot for using it.  Fuck her.

Learning to make your own coffee?  Like putting ground coffee into a coffee machine? I don't feel like this is 'learning' so much as 'recieving a secret santa gift which you use instead of throw away'…

That's what I call self promotion!

A chilling prediction from our intergalactic messiah!

Either one, my point was that Young Einstein is Australia's Citizen Kane.

I thought Yahoo Serious was their version of Prince William…

A C+?!?  More like the Great GASP-y!

I think the general concensus for Gatsby was that it needed more sassy, crossdressing seniors.

No no no, if you want to be a honest to god satanist, you have to cut off their corneas and put them under the skin of your face, so there are like, little bumps on your head.  
That or rub their face off on a wall.

I feel the same way about BioDome.  Hate me if you must.

8==D

Thanks Nabin, for writing what has been my favorite column on the internet.  I hope it stays up, so that I may continue to recommend it to countless people, and occasionally look back at this glorious dismemberment of shitty art.

Present!

From what I understand, an integral part of Philipino politics is having your competition shot.  
It certainly is efficient.

Michael Bay uses explosions like a Mexican loves fireworks.

"Bro of my bros"

Why not the actual guy who played Vaas in the game?  Aparently the guy was so good they created the character around him. Although using Hollywood logic, he would be completely wrong for the part…

Good thing he had on that +2 condom of antioxidant…