Yo, this one time, my cousin Mar jumped three cameros with the Latin language. I wonder what happened to that, anyway.

See, I like that. Sean O'Neal's too classy to use the obvious joke I clicked on his article to read in the first place, but Kinsey delivers.
Thank you. Oh, and thanks for smoking up Peggy.

Maybe you just aren't familiar with good FNL fanfiction. See, I have this one of Sarancen's Grandma…..

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I would ask Tom Petty anything. 
Anything. Eat it, Thorton.

He was the voice of the boss in the Incredibles not too long ago. Don't know what he's doing now, though.

Andy Rooney? I thought you died!

You hate it until you get good at it, and then you hate everyone who can run faster than you, and make everyone who you can run faster than hate you.

I prefer 'Corey Feldman Time Capsule'

two more days till halloween halloween halloween

Does he have any Mystikal covers in this one?

Didn't this tv show used to be about the making of a tv show, and not 'My Wacky Biological Clock: The Sitcom'?

You know we don't. No one does.

I think he means 'Louie', not Lucky Louie, which came three years before Hilarious.

I know, where's Iggy?

Ooops, I ended up here by googling 'Emily Browning unconscious sex object'. Finally, a result, and its just AV club again. Ruined my day.

I've really had my apprehensions about Sam Neil. I liked him in Jurassic Park, etc. but I have lingering Event Horizon fears that he's going to shed his skin and drag me into space-hell.

They could pair it up with Fringe, thereby saving Fringe because people will watch both shows!
Maybe?

Oh man, why'd you say that. Now I have to start watching Dexter again, and I know it will suck, and I'll feel stupid for watching an entire season of monotone monologuing just for a few scenes with Molly Parker.

Oh god, its all my fault. I love you Fringe, I do, but to stay home at 9 on Friday nights, and the Peter disappearing storyline just wasn't all there for me.