Quickly, someone green-light Maximum Overdrive 2!

He's the one who types in all caps. Is he really that hard to find?

Well, I think I have to stand up for Stevie here. He may be hit-or-miss these days, but he's not out-and-out leeching off his past successes. He nowhere near Lucas, and I don't even like Star Wars.
King's written a lot of original stuff in the past few years. Under the Dome, that new time travel one, all his short…

No one reads For Better of For Worse, not even the artist.

No, no, no, Breaking Bad ends when Walter's mentally handicapped friend from childhood shows up just in time to save him from Gus, who is actually an alien. Well, they're both aliens.

I thought we were all in agreement that there was no better ending to Til Death.

Reference Classic Rock songs. Repeatedly.

The way its spoiled above only makes it sound cliche, not necessarily bad. What I hated was the build up to it..

Then the Fringe writing staff have completed their machine!

Hey, its been a bad day. Please don't take their pictures.

But DICKS. FUCK. ASSHOLES, CHUCK.

Well hell, maybe they should get Ian Curtis back too. Last I heard, he was just hanging out.

Who are YOU to decide what will happen on this show?
I'm taking my own expectations and heading out this way.

"Alright boys, orders are to write a..uh.. 'over-the-hill riot grrl band of moms' sitcom. The sooner we get this done, the sooner we can go back to our cocaine. Any takers?"

I think I just heard Frank Darabont's ecstasy moan from here.

Easy there, you're kind of encroaching on my intellectual material: a new CW drama starring sexy teen chupacabras living it up in Puerto Rico. Loosely based on Skins, I'm calling it Scales.

The dark tower in its entirety, if you're going for really long and really disappointing.

Perfect team: Through movie magic, every ghostbuster will be played by philip seymour hoffman, playing different characters.

Gary X, sounds like you should have stepped back from that ledge, my friend.

THAT'S why I like this one song by him and really nothing else.