I think I'll give it a listen, relaxing next to the po-o-o-o-ol.

He probably meant Cherry Hill.

The Buried Secret of M. Night Shyamalan
Isn't it interesting how inflammatory the movie was, and how Shyamalan never struck back at Nathaniel Kahn for it? Like he's trying not to bring attention to it?!

Maybe I'm misremembering the movie, but didn't it paint the Dandys to be sellouts in just as big of a way that it made out Anton to be an enormous dick who was bringing his own band down?

Tell them to stop wearing aviators indoors and after sunset.

But isn't this more in the lines of the Housewives of blah blah, as opposed to Jersey Shoah?
I thought the real appeal, using the term loosely, of JS was that it was basically a culturally specific Real World, with similar characters isolated in this house with camera everywhere.

The Korean one was stopped once their parents got wind of it, and made them get back to math club and clarinet lessons.

He probably just has crumbs in his beard.

Having read the OP and none of the replies, I will discredit OP's claim that they like that one band because of a 2 minute track on their 3rd album that was 'kind of okay, but usually skipped.'

Clear Eyes
Full Hearts
Fuck you, dude.

That's what I want to see next, a Salute Your Shorts MW. I remember, in the mid-late 90s, they always paired reruns of Hey Dude and Salute Your Shorts together. I'd watch Salute, but the second that Hey Dude theme started, I was out. Even at that age, I knew boring.
But, while I haven't seen an episode in well over a…

Hey, c'mon now.

You find out Jamie and Cersei are actually brother and sister!

Just read A Good Man… the other day.
I don't think it ended like that.

He has not appointed himself Judge Judy and executioner!

No, that's just Bonzi Buddy

I have massacred the word rescue, and i apologize

How about 'What's UP? : Balloon to the recuse!'
No sequel love?

Its too hot for a penguin to be just a-walkin around here.
I need to take you back to the zoo!

Hey now, Workaholics is a great companion piece to Secret Girlfriend.