Why did uncle teddy shoot him again? I remember his jail wife falling off the wagon, care of Tommy, and then either killed herself, or died while driving drunk.

Meyer must have a great peyote connection or something.

Women can't actually see the screen through all of the lust.

I just bought a 10 year old mongoloid and a gym membership for him. I'm gonna be a millionaire!

This is a fantastic show. I'm overwrought with emotion that I'm not going.

By eating an immense breakfast, which they justify by going to the waterpark to exercise, which is really just them buying funnel cake and a slushee, which is apparently 'just ice'.

I'd watch a show about the trials and misadventures of an overweight girl with an unusually large clitoris.

I think hollywood is just playing ispy and making movies by that. In a few years they'll be announcing movies based on rubber bands and pocket lint.

I've got soderbergh on hold.

Foresaw this comment from the link on the front page, surprised it wasn't in the actual article.

I seriously had this idea for breakout. I wanted to adapt it into a serious disaster survival film in a mine, but after that Futurama space invader episode, you can have it.

You guys, I really miss Ray Liotta. :(

Nic Cage needs steady work. and I think he'd fit in.

This movie….
I don't understand it. It sounds like it's complicated.

It just seems redundant. Addams Family is already that dark humor, which Burton must have imitated because it sure as shit predates him. So why have him tim burton-ize a movie that is already a much more genuinely dark source material?

As single panel comics in a newspaper or magazine or somewhere. I think it was called 'My crowd'.

I love the tags on the video.

or parking lot Tiger Beat masterbation?

As long as he makes the Gate scary as shit, I'm down. That movie was so great because it was obviously geared for kids, but goddamn was it scary for me when I was little.
Basically, I want to emotionally cripple the younger generation.

Still can't really believe there's a movie in this (Les Grossman, I kind of like street kidz expressing themselves in the third dimension).