Hey, the bartender even looks like John Travolta. 
Yeah…"looks like."

I hope so, 'cause I want it now.

Right. The cape killer a bank's revolving door.

Veidt's plan isn't to get the world to sympathize with the US. It's for the world to think there's something worse outside that they need to unite against. The squid isn't supposed to be a one off thing, it's to make people think they're about to be invaded by aliens. That's why the US and USSR stop aiming their…

I've never thought "There are just too many shows on FX to watch! If only there were three channels that, what, I guess compete with one another now?"

Created by a guy who worked on the TMNT comics.

But at least Jesus let the apostles live in the little house in the back because they had previous experience tending chickens.

They recently put out DBZ Kai which is a streamlining of the original show. The first 194 japanese episodes (179 english episodes) were reduced to 98 episodes. If you can cut out half of your show and tell the same story, there's too much bloat. Recently I tried to watch one of these episodes and it still felt padded.…

I just did a rewatch of Ronin Warriors. It was decent but the characters were all pretty bland. The ones I remember liking the best were Anubis and Lady Kayura. They were the best characters again on my rewatch because they're the only ones with any development during the run of the show.

Romney has always been at war with Eastasia.

Blondie also suffers from this.

ITCHY & SCRATCHY NEEDS ANNUAL CARTOON AWARDS

Hired goons?

I certainly don't want to watch any of those awful seasons, because they're haunted.

Pepsi?

In America, first you get the syndication plan, then you get the power, then you get the women…

The Mr. T cartoon was worth it because eventually Robert Smigel used it for TV Funhouse: http://www.hulu.com/watch/2…
"I wanna be Torvald, sucka!"

I enjoyed Conan the Adventurer. I'm not a big Conan fan but I enjoyed the fantasy and his rotating supporting cast.

Roald Dahl's "Boy - Tales of Childhood" is also a good description and condemnation of corporal punishment. But Dahl doesn't go nearly as indepth as Orwell does. Based on the punishment and internalization writing I'd recommend the essay to anyone about to read "1984." Such, Such Were The Joys" really struck me this…

I'd watch a movie about The Madden Curse. Well, maybe not a movie, maybe a Scooby Doo episode where the curse's effects are brought about by a trio of ghosts (a turkey, a duck and a chicken) who turns out to be Old Man Al Davis, Larry Probst and Peter Moore.