I know those words, but that description makes no sense. How is a journalist "vintage"? Is she only reporting old news?

To add to your point 6, not only did the team get a permanent base, but it's the Watchtower. The very thing that they were forbidden from entering or even knowing about in the first episode. When the show started they were sidekicks and didn't know the space station's name but exactly six years later they're equals…

Witch Hazel. She did try to eat the kids in "Bewitched Bunny" which Dikachu referenced: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Hansel & Gretel 2: Book of Shadows

I think another great surrealist bit was season 2's "Hazy Movie" where two guys (Scott and Dave) tried to discuss a Francesca Fiore and Bruno Puntz Jones (Scott and Dave) movie which included a discussion of the two guys and just kept building until the stories merged into one.

@avclub-28b1819668d7c62501acb9852cad10a9:disqus Marvel provides a slight royalty payment for collected editions. Collected editions of property sell better with a successful movie in the theaters. I'm not talking huge stacks of money but that's about as sweet as work-for-hire comics gets.

Every now and then I travel and discover it's on at 7:30 after Wheel of Fortune. How do you live with yourselves Seattle and Washington, DC? You make me sick.

@avclub-001d507e80c4e4d2ce4ba0a5590f8313:disqus Thanks. I honestly hadn't noticed but a quick search points to this: http://www.comicbookresourc…
Thanks.

For the moment Vulcan is still dead. I didn't read Hickman's Fantastic Four/FF but Black Bolt's return happened and was explained in FF #6 (http://comicbookdb.com/issu…. And I doubt anyone was clamoring for more Vulcan.

Awesome. Thanks!

Under DnA: 
When the Cancerverse closed up Drax was dead there and Thanos was rampaging and fighting Nova and Starlord. Black Bolt and Vulcan died in an explosion. Crystal and Ronan were married and rule the Inhumans and the Kree. Cosmo formed the Annihilators (space Avengers made up of Silver Surfer, Beta Ray Bill,…

I’ve (shamefully) never read Sleeper or Wildcats Version 3.0
but I want to read them both. I get that I can read Sleeper without having any
previous Wildstorm knowledge, but will reading Sleeper first spoil Wildcats 3.0? Should I go in order of chronology or prestige?

If you're asking me, I'm not sure. What I've heard from afar of the premise is that the Guardians have to protect Earth this time and it has something to do with Starlord's father. So…I don't know.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus  Warlock's my favorite character so I keep close tabs on him.

I liked most of that. There were ups (Guardians was consistent quality with an uncertain cast), downs (anything with Vulcan or Darkhawk), and the middle (Conquest). I generally like a little more Starlin/Englehart style trippiness in my Marvel Cosmic, while DnA went for more Star Wars but it was still acceptable. I…

I've never known Peter Quill's origin story. And throughout all of Abnett & Lanning's  Marvel Cosmic resurgence, I never felt the need to. I understood the character through his actions. He was a guy in space in tough situations willing to do what was necessary to get out of them and clean them up. That was enough for…

She got better. As a dragon she was killed by Ultron. She was resurrected by her father and her lover Phyla (alternate reality version of Captain Mar-Vell's son Genis). She was human once again and still a lesbian.

Drax and Gamora aren't father/daughter. They're just both green characters created by Jim Starlin. Drax (Arthur Douglas, reincarnated/transformed human) does have a daughter though: Moondragon (Heather Douglas, mystically trained human) who is still a caucasian human and MIA since her last appearance (Thanos…

Coming soon… "Gangsters X"

Oh, I think someone has one of those funny laser pointers.