Is it backwards?

Cork shoes: Tesla's greatest invention?

The thing I hate more than Hitch stretching out the plot is the way he stretches out his figures. Everyone's torsos are too long with spidery limbs coated in muscles. I know people love his art but all I see are odd shiny figures striking impossible poses while nothing happens.

And he said, "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye 
I knew you'd have to get tough or die 
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

Oh, great.  I supposed that when a woman passes by, it will be my job to lead in the hooting.  `Oh, yeah!  Shake it, madam. Capital knockers!'

Bob Uecker is going to host the Tonight Show?

I was concerned that their camp fire would fill the cave with smoke and choke them.

He had the best lines then to. I'll mess it up but "I'm not dead. I was just resting." He's so annoyed at Mordecai .

I could really use a pair of those sword-gun-nunchucks.

I used to work at Brookstone and one of the things we had available was the Zune. The company made a big deal of it at first: “Look what we've snagged the rights to sell!” The older employees didn't know what it was but those of us in college/high school were not impressed. One of my coworkers pointed out, “This is…

I want a new Laff-A-Lympics with updated ethnic stereotypes.

Most Needed Feature: "Deleting a Recently Watched"

Wow, I really should have refreshed.

He's the best.

It’s like we finish each other’s—
Sandwiches?
Sentences. Why would I say—
Sandwiches?
That time I was going to say sandwiches.

Arlo's death reminded me of Cotton Hill's death. Staying alive as long as possible to be cruel to his family.

That has always bothered me. "Went there once" is not the same as "lives there." For shame South Park, for shame!

Arkin wears a contact on his right eye to give it a milky look. Google an image of "theo tonin eye" and you'll see it. It was Arkin's idea, he wanted to have something slightly odd about his look and the producers let him. Now they've built a story around it.

When it's "Harras vs. Liefield vs. ignoring DC comics" there are no winners.

This one's a great jazz musician.